so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Q: how do you help a one armed blonde from a tree?
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head
The bartender asks "Why do you have a paper towel on your head?"
The pirate says "ARRRR I GOTTA BOUNTY ON ME HEAD!"
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him .......
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.